Two months since the last post! It's a new record! Well I'm heading on my honeymoon with the wife (I got married!), and my usual cat sitter ex-girlfriend was unavailable since she was going on a trip of her own. (how unthoughtful). So, I turned to the next available cat expert I could think of to watch over my two cats, 3-legged Newt and Flavor Flav.

Me:
Please let me know if you'd like to apply for this prestigious cat feeder opportunity. Pay is competitive, competitive that is if you were in middle school feeding your neighbor's cats.

Justin:
Sounds like this a job right up my alley! Do you need a list of references? If so, I can make up a fake one.

Me:
Please have Phoebe contact Newt or Flavor. Email or facebook message will be perfectly acceptable.

Justin:
From the Desk of Phoebe A.

To Whom It May Concern,

I highly recommend Justin's feeding and litter box cleaning skills. I do not feel hungry or unsanitary, and I feel he is at least partly responsible for my content in these areas. If you assign Justin the task of feeding other cats and changing their litter boxes, I feel confident he will do a good job. Please feel free to contact me during my non-napping hours if you have any further questions for me.

Meow,
Phoebe