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April 08, 2009

English (CA) 02:58:12 pm, Categories: announcement, parents, 180 words, by lazyJ Email Permalink

It's getting close.

Well, any day now I could be a father. The due date is next Tuesday but poor Dr. Girlfriend is ready to burst. My parents are planning to come down, as are hers. But mine decided to drive down to their Montana house for the weekend. My Dad just doesn't want to sit at home doing nothing and waiting for the call. He'd rather go shopping for a new boat. My Mom is hoping that the fact that they are in the process of making it a bigger pain in the ass for them to get down here will send Dr. Girlfriend into labor.

Before we had even started seriously discussing having kids the good Dr. and I were at a Dave & Buster's with some friends and they have one of those pictures booths which will combine your two photos into what they think your kids will look like.

Click below for their renderring of Lorraine.

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Hopefully they got her left ear really really wrong. I'll save the photo of her male counterpart for later.

peace&love,
lazyJ

Comments:

Comment from: tom [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
did they just add up the surface area of both your left ears and give her super-ears?
PermalinkPermalink 04/08/09 @ 16:02
Comment from: Gabe [Visitor] Email · http://mylittlepony.com
That's great man! Send everyone a text when it happens. I hope all goes smoothly!
PermalinkPermalink 04/08/09 @ 16:02
Comment from: lazyJ [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
Well, I had a mohawk at that time, and one of my ears always sticks out a little bit more then the other in pictures, so, it just exaggerated that, I guess.
PermalinkPermalink 04/08/09 @ 16:49
Comment from: ReadyEddie01 [Visitor] Email
Look on the bright side... if your daughter has huge ears, she could be like a super hero, listening to people plan out crimes and tipping off the police. Man that left ear is huge.
PermalinkPermalink 04/08/09 @ 18:18
Comment from: Greg [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
That's a good looking kid. But sorry on the ear, the gene machine doesn't make mistakes.
PermalinkPermalink 04/09/09 @ 16:36
Comment from: Flora [Visitor] Email · http://www.battery4world.com

You have a beautiful daughter and her ears are a distinguishing feature, and it seems to me not because of this worry!
PermalinkPermalink 04/10/09 @ 08:51
Comment from: Ophelia Mourne [Visitor] Email · http://www.opheliamourne.com/
lol that ear is supercrazy

waiting it out is the hardest part. We waited almost two weeks past the "due date" before ours started to make her way down the chute

50 hours later she was born and in perfect timing. Apparently she wasnt over due at all they were just wrong about the date lol
PermalinkPermalink 04/12/09 @ 14:23

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