Well, any day now I could be a father. The due date is next Tuesday but poor Dr. Girlfriend is ready to burst. My parents are planning to come down, as are hers. But mine decided to drive down to their Montana house for the weekend. My Dad just doesn't want to sit at home doing nothing and waiting for the call. He'd rather go shopping for a new boat. My Mom is hoping that the fact that they are in the process of making it a bigger pain in the ass for them to get down here will send Dr. Girlfriend into labor.
Before we had even started seriously discussing having kids the good Dr. and I were at a Dave & Buster's with some friends and they have one of those pictures booths which will combine your two photos into what they think your kids will look like.
Click below for their renderring of Lorraine.

Hopefully they got her left ear really really wrong. I'll save the photo of her male counterpart for later.
peace&love,
lazyJ