So the girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend now) got me into trapeze lessons, and I LOVE IT. I've had three lessons so far and here are some youtube vids. If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend taking at least one class.

I was about to post about the next installment of freeing balls from pants when I realized I skipped March's entirely. Here's both months at once. ENJOY.

March - top 3 picks

April - SXSW 2009 faves

Head on over and take a listen while we wait for lazyJ's baby girl to make her debut. Apparently lazyJ is biding his time by drinking heavily.

Well, any day now I could be a father. The due date is next Tuesday but poor Dr. Girlfriend is ready to burst. My parents are planning to come down, as are hers. But mine decided to drive down to their Montana house for the weekend. My Dad just doesn't want to sit at home doing nothing and waiting for the call. He'd rather go shopping for a new boat. My Mom is hoping that the fact that they are in the process of making it a bigger pain in the ass for them to get down here will send Dr. Girlfriend into labor.

Before we had even started seriously discussing having kids the good Dr. and I were at a Dave & Buster's with some friends and they have one of those pictures booths which will combine your two photos into what they think your kids will look like.

Click below for their renderring of Lorraine.

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