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February 20, 2009

English (CA) 02:34:16 pm, Categories: announcement, dork alert, 88 words, by lazyJ Email Permalink

My D!?k is Bigger Then Your D$#k

Those of you who know us well know that the Kid enjoys cocking cooking. So much in fact that he has acquired a pretty decent stash of cooking devices. Like this mixer.

So I just wanted to rub this in.

.......

My toaster oven:

The Kid's toaster oven:

That's right punk! You just got served! Get it? Served. Like in the dance offs but also when you serve someone food you made for them in your super awesome 12" convection toaster oven!

Boom goes the mindomite!

peace&love,
lazyJ

Comments:

Comment from: Greg [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
oh yea? Well how well does yours start fires? Because mine does ALL THE TIME! It's probably on fire right now

Let me know if you want to trade, I'll even throw in a fire extinguisher.

PermalinkPermalink 02/20/09 @ 14:40
Comment from: tom [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
man, I wish I had a toaster oven.
PermalinkPermalink 02/20/09 @ 20:34
Comment from: tom [Member] Email · http://www.flattire.org
and maybe if greg fixed his up it would be like a classic car, but more like a classic toaster...

it probably doesn't help that in 2000 we left greg's toaster on for an entire 3 day weekend.
PermalinkPermalink 02/20/09 @ 20:35
Comment from: ReadyEddie01 [Visitor] Email
I admit, I'm a single guy, so I do not cook. Call me stupid, but what does a toaster oven do that microwave and a toaster can't do?
PermalinkPermalink 02/23/09 @ 13:09
Comment from: Reddie02 [Visitor] Email
I admit, i'm a single guy, so I do not cook. Call me stupid, but what does a vagina do that hand and lotion can't do?
PermalinkPermalink 02/23/09 @ 15:59
Comment from: Denise [Visitor] Email · http://www.laserhairrem.com
Yes, it is indeed a very useful thing you can cook many different dishes.
PermalinkPermalink 02/26/09 @ 04:36

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