Tom and I spent yesterday working from various coffee shops with free wifi. At the second coffee shop we were close to the bathrooms. I look up at one point when I smelled something less than pleasant, and Tom was making a "ewwww" face. We were wearing headphones so I IM'd him.

Me: nice seat choice jackass. maybe next time we can sit IN the bathroom

A couple minutes later:

Tom: i think your female cousin just pooped flowers

Next time we'll convince lazyJ to join us and have a flattire coffee shop work-o-rama.