Post details: Redneck Christmas Quote #2
February 02, 2009
01:58:34 pm, Categories: Redneck Christmas Quote #2
My mom loves telling me I need to go back to school and do something with my life, but my dad takes the much more materialistic approach and tells me to improve my life by buying things. For instance during the course of our 14 hour drive from Virginia to Florida he claimed I needed to buy all of the following:
- a new car
- a boat
- a RV
- a log cabin
Bear in mind that each time he makes this suggestion, it starts with "Boy, you need to get you a [insert random object]." So yes, my dad really did say "Boy, you need to get you a log cabin."
Hopefully Obama can do something about this "recission" soon.
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Comment from: lazyJ [Member] 
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Really? Go back to school? She is aware that you do already have a degree, right? I find that hilarious. It's not like you dropped out and are now flipping burgers at the above restaurant.
But boy, you should get yo'self a log cabin. Preferably at the base of a nice ski hill so I can use it next winter.
But boy, you should get yo'self a log cabin. Preferably at the base of a nice ski hill so I can use it next winter.
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02/02/09 @ 14:51
Comment from: ReadyEddie01 [Visitor]
Boy, you need to get you a gun. If you're gonna be redneck, you gotta go all the way. So get a few hand guns and a couple of hunting rifles. Or at the very least, get a shotgun.
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03/02/09 @ 11:19
Comment from: Greg [Member] · http://www.flattire.org
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lazyJ - a BS counts as nothing in the eyes of an asian mother.
Eddie - ya gotta have a gun, to fend of the gators.
Eddie - ya gotta have a gun, to fend of the gators.
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04/02/09 @ 01:22
Comment from: Gary [Visitor]
OMG, dad telling you that you should buy a log cabin? WTF! A timeshare in Cancun is a better investment! LOL
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