Well, I haven't done one of these in a long time. And well, this will probably be the last one I do in a long time as well. And really, this is a once in a life time opportunity for you, the readers of this wonderful blog.
Consider this the only time you are allowed to ogle...

I'm gonna be a daddy! I'm pretty stoked. Her birthday should be around April 14th.
Well, now she's pissed.

peace&love,
lazyJ
[Note: Y'all should be in awe of the grammatical awesomeness of my first paragraph. Or something]