Some highlights from the recent FakeJohnMcCain and FakeSarahPalin twitters:

fakejohnmccain: You know who else was a COLORED SOCIALIST? Papa Smurf. And you wouldn't vote for HIM, would you?

FakeSarahPalin: Sometimes before a rally, I chug a whole can of Red Moose energy drink to get wired up

FakeSarahPalin: Red Moose gives you ANTLERRRRS! lololololol

fakejohnmccain: Confession: We haven't released Sarah's medical records because under her plastic skin, she's a lizard.

fakejohnmccain: Wait, women can vote? When did THAT happen?

fakejohnmccain: Good evening, I'm Barack Obama, and I'd like to introduce you to some really broke-ass white people.

fakejohnmccain: FakeSarahPalin TOTALLY HAS COOTIES. http://is.gd/5dpc

Also, I voted. Go me. I also got a free bike. I'm equally excited about both, whatever that means.