Yo yo, it's a presidential election year if you haven't noticed. I'll keep my views on the candidates to myself (other than Palin is fucking retarded) and request that everyone go vote when the time comes.

You can check your voter registration status online. The texas deadline is this Saturday for all y'all sporting cowboy hats riding in your F-950s that run on the blood of babies. YEE-HAW!

I'm overly medicated and feeling a little weird right now. Plus I'm listening to that Rihanna song "Umbrella" and want to yell out "ELLA! ELLA! ELLA!!!!!"