I have weekly status meetings with my group, but this week one boss is on vacation, the other boss was missing, and the really quiet dude in my group was nowhere to be found. So the remaining three of us had a quick mini-meeting which was pretty much worthless. Without the bosses and the quiet reserved guy there, the meeting went a little different than normal.

I've been trying to get an answer out of this guy for a week now, and he keeps answering other questions I didn't ask. In the last email I sent, I called him out for not actually reading the email and answering the question. It ended today with this:

Coworker 1: What the hell, man. You weren't making any sense in your email.
Me: So you didn't understand the question but decided to answer anyway?
Coworker 1: You're really getting on my nerves.
Me: At least it's mutual now.
Coworker 2: ooooooh!

Then there was this beauty:
Me: So GirlX got laid off, and they're replacing her design with the older version because hers had too many bugs in it.
Coworker 2: You know why it had so many bugs in it?
Coworker 1: No, why?
Coworker 2: Because her tits are so big she couldn't see the keyboard.
Me: Wow.