My bro is off fighting terror in the Middle East, which sucks but at least he has email access so we can keep in touch. Here's part of his latest email:

So I was taking a dump in the mini latrine toward the outside of our hooch in Zone 6. It's one of those really small latrines with two commodes and 2 urinals in the space of about 5' x 5' The stall I was using had the latch missing, so I had to use my hand to hold it shut. The next thing I know, another person walked in to the portable latrine units, and started rinsing his hands. So while he was in there, I held the door shut with my hand.

Anyways, I was waiting for the person to leave so I can let my hand rest and just let the door swing open, since it’s tiring to take a shit while holding the stall door shut. The next thing I know, the guy was pushing against my door, and I kept pushing it back. It went back and forth about 3 times, and I finally said "yo, i am in here". The other person responded, "my bad man, i thought it was the wind". I am like WTF!!! How can there be wind when the latrine door is closed??? Just another crazy Monday night out here in the desert!