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April 10, 2008

Permalink 04:51:32 pm, Categories: quickie, 55 words, by Greg Email

Tom's Head + Bird Poo

Breaking news, via twitter. A bird just shat on Tom's head through his open sunroof. I don't know if his vehicle was moving at the time or not. I'm picturing some sort of GPS guided smart bomb shit. I bet there are bird generals somewhere reviewing the tapes, congratulating themselves on their precision air strike.

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Comment from: ReadyEddie01 [Visitor] Email
Are you serious??? We need some comments from Tom. I want detailed explanations... like what were his initial emotions when it hit his head? Did he scream like a little girl and swerve into the lane next to him? And has he recovered, or his entire day emotionally shot?
PermalinkPermalink 04/11/08 @ 11:19
Comment from: Gabe [Visitor] Email
Shampoo won't help.

Clippers are the only way.
PermalinkPermalink 04/14/08 @ 14:41

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