I got my haircut, and I look pretty sexy I must say. I decided to grab some Whataburger on the way back to work, and when I pulled up at the second window to pick up my grub the drive through chica asked if I wanted a free strawberry milkshake. I'm generally skeptical of free food which must've come across as a skeptical but curious look on my face. She quickly explained that she had made the wrong flavor for the previous customer. I rarely drink milkshakes, but strawberry is my favorite so I accepted the aforementioned milkshake at zero cost.

Now here I am, 3/4 of the way through a milkshake that's larger than should be legal, when I realize something. Hmmm...do they call them milkshakes because they put milk in them? Uh-oh... Lactose intolerant people should not drink 3/4 of a giant milkshake.

I just popped a couple lactase tablets and am praying for the best.