So recently the GF and I decided to switch sides of the bed. It's mostly a logistical thing relating to the size of the two night stands and who can't keep their crap off the other person's night stand because one of us likes a nice and tidy night stand and not one with crap all over it. It's a long complicated boring story. But it is important to know that I have been sleeping on the same side of the bed for a long time. Even when I was single.

Anyway, the other day while sleeping on the new side of the bed my alarm went off, and I just naturally rolled over to slap the snooze button. But of course, I had forgotten which side of the bed I was on. So, instead of slapping the snooze button. I slapped my GF. Right in the nose.

Thankfully she's a pretty heavy sleeper and wasn't to disturbed by my sudden and slightly forceful slap. I felt really bad. But at least now I can say I've slapped a woman. Domestic abuse just wasn't the awesome rush I thought it would be. But at least I'm no longer a poser when I wear my wife beaters around.

peace&love,
lazyJ