I went out to breakfast with my parents. my dad drove, my mom sat in the passenger seat, and I sat in the back of the minivan they have no reason for owning. when we got to the restaurant, instead of going out her own door she climbed over the center console and got out the driver's side door. of course I had to ask what she was doing, and my mom's answer?

"I want to. when i'm fat i'll use my own door."

so there you have it. passwnger side doors are only for fat people.