Today my dad walked around singing "Feliz Navidad."

Dad: (singing) "I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart. Fah-leeee-dah-de-dah..."

Me: "Dad the words are Feliz Navidad"

Dad: "What the hell is Feliz Navidad?"

Me: "It means Merry Christmas."

Once again, the Hispanics are taking over and ruining everything. And here's a bonus for today, when my dad was looking through the TV guide looking for something to watch:

Dad: "All The Pretty Horses? That sounds like a homosexual show."

Good thing he didn't see the title for Kevin Smith's latest movie, "Tom and LazyJ make a porno"

Merry Christmas everybody.