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Post details: Where Babies Come From

December 11, 2007

01:11:29 am, Categories: chicks, 281 words, by Greg

Where Babies Come From

Gabe had a baby, and when we asked where babies came from he had us take a look at this. We went ahead and did our own translation, but just a warning - I dropped out of my fourth year of German when I realized I didn't actually know any.

Have you ever wondered where baby headed larvae in blue cocoons come from?

It all starts when two people with terrible fashion sense get drunk and go home together.

The new couple grabs each other's asses which causes all clothing to mysteriously disappear.

A staring contest is initiated.

Without breaking eye contact, the couple must lie down on top of a giant cake.

A marble will shoot out the man's dingle dangle. This is not pleasant for either party. Also the man should attempt to insert his testicles.

Before anyone can even put their clothes back on, the woman will be pregnant. Babies grow very fast initially.

When you're ready to have your baby, the man punches the woman in the stomach.

While your bitch sits in the back, drive her to the hospital in the clown car decorated like the cake you originally had sex on.

Doctors with red crocs are best at delivering babies.

Shit, he has a hammer! Did I say red? Maybe the blue crocs doctor would've been better. The woman at this point may feel some minor discomfort.

SURPRISE!! You just ripped your bajingo!

Babies have very strong necks and love the superman position.
Suddenly realize and question why you have no clothes on at all.

The baby then latches onto a nipple and will spin its own blue cocoon.

And that is how babies are made.

7 comments

Comments:

Comment from: ammogirl [Visitor]

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omg that was the funniest thing i've read in...hours, literally! i was rotflmfho, or maybe just standing at the oven making cookies giggling pretty hard.

thank you for my entry today. it will consist of one giant link directly to here.

Permalink 12/11/07 @ 08:15

Comment from: ReadyEddie01 [Visitor]

The Discovery Health Channel got it all wrong. They didn't even mention anything about a cake.

And what's with the guy having Cocoa Puffs as hair?

Permalink 12/11/07 @ 11:31

Comment from: Greg [Member]

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AG - Mmmm cookies. Glad we could make you rotflmfho!

Eddie - Cocoa Puffs hair - that's brilliant. We really wanted to make fun of the hair but couldn't come up with anything good.

Tom wrote about a third of this. LazyJ didn't help because he was too busy running around trying to show people his ass.

Permalink 12/12/07 @ 00:04

Comment from: ammogirl [Visitor]

· http://ammogirl.net

Well shit, you are right! I have always been blocked in the past, but that infodump add in...brings you right up!

Ha! take that, government servers!

Permalink 12/12/07 @ 02:42

Comment from: Gabe [Visitor]

LOL! Excellent work guys
I'll show this to Katie

Permalink 12/12/07 @ 15:03

Comment from: Rosa [Visitor]

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Bwahahahahah! Love it! Funniest thing I've seen in a while!

Permalink 12/15/07 @ 02:59