We've been lazy writers. Writers? Nah, posters. What we do here can hardly be called writing. In any case I realized that the picture of lazyJ grabbing his junk had been the latest post for entirely too long, so I'm writing this up when I should be at work already. Here goes.

I like cats. I like cats more than dogs. There, I said it. I like dogs too, but I'm sorta lazy and I really appreciate an animal that instinctively will shit in a box of litter.

There's a lot of internet fads that I could really do without. For a month Gabe wouldn't stop talking about Chocolate Rain, and Nick had it as his ringtone. There was that dude crying in a video to leave Britney alone, which hurt my ears and my belief in humans in general.

So what's one internet fad I do like? Lolcats. You know, those pictures of cats with some witty misspelled caption. If my cat had one, her caption would be "I'm in ur cobwebz, eatin ur spiderz." And what's better than a lolcat than a Lolcat Bible! It's the bible, translated into lolcat language. And to get you started, the Ceiling Cat = God.

Here's a couple of translations for ya.

John 3 Regular:
16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

John 3 Lolcat:
16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!"

Matthew 3 Regular:
13 Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John.
14 But John tried to deter him, saying, "I need to be baptized by you, and do you come to me?"
15 Jesus replied, "Let it be so now; it is proper for us to do this to fulfill all righteousness." Then John consented.

Matthew 3 Lolcat:
13 Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John.
14 But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15 And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.

Man, Jesus definitely needs to say "STFU" more.