I had a dream filled sleep last night which hopefully is a sign of me getting more REM. I had this awesome dream, the only problem of course being I didn't write it down immediately and now I can't remember any of the details. It had something to do with four people who didn't know each other all having the same dreams, and then one day meeting each other and realizing they already knew each other but just not in the conscious world. It was great, I swear.

So...

You know how you're laying in bed and you don't want to wake up, but sometimes you have to pee really bad? And you're trying to ignore it, but you don't want to ignore it too much? Well there I was in bed reflecting on my dreams still half asleep with a bladder about to burst. I was drifting back into unconsciousness when I heard lazyJ's girlfriend say my name. And not in the American Pie "Say my name, bitch!" kind of way, but just like a soft attention getting kind of way. I was confused being half asleep, but was pretty sure lazyJ had stayed at her place last night. But then I heard it again, a little louder and more urgent sounding. So I popped out of bed, looked out the bedroom door, and seeing no one I went to the bathroom and got ready for work.

This leaves two possibilities:
a) my bladder speaks in the same voice as lazyJ's girlfriend
b) lazyJ's girlfriend is my fairy godmother of bed wetting prevention.

Feel free to draw your own conclusions.