Does anyone notice that 95% of the time we pick the category "announcement" even though the post has nothing to do with announcements? We're not so good at this category thing. Maybe it's because our categories don't make any sense. I mean shit, we have a category called "lazyJ's ass" which unfortunately is not empty.
Anyways, quick post. I was reading Kevin Smith's blog about him trying to take his daughter to an aquarium on a 100 degree day.
"Big mistake, as the line to get in is not only longer than my dick, but longer than my dick if you measured it every day since I was born and added those figures together for a sum total of inches/feet."
That's just pure poetry.