So there's this girl....and I can't get her out of my head. It totally sucks because I know we can't be together but the desire is tearing me apart. She's absolutely beautiful, downright gorgeous even, and when she smiles her whole face lights up and it just plain makes me melt. Alas she lives too far away...oh, and she's married to David Beckham.

That's right, I'm talking about Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham. I realize it's a day early for a "hot chick Friday" post, but this needs to be said today. I'm usually slow to the goings on of television, but apparently she has a mini reality tv show, one that was originally 6 episodes but got cut down to one hour length show. It's already aired once, and NBC is airing it again tonight. My only complaint is that the name "Victoria Beckham - Coming to America" should really be "Victoria Beckham - Coming to Greg's Pants."

I've been watching the show online and it's awesome. It's received some terrible reviews, but what do you expect? It's American reality TV. As for the awesomeness of Victoria herself, if you don't believe me check out this interview with Ali G (aka Borat).

One last thing - did you hear about the Spice Girls reunion tour? This photo was taken during the announcement, where you can see sporty spice has started going to the same hair stylist as Cat Power.

You can also see Victoria's new boobs are completely disregarding gravity and are planning a hostile takeover of her head.

Oh man, and what a great takeover it would be.