A couple of weeks ago gap.com had a big online sale, and since I have the fashion sense of a white college kid I had to order a few things. Unfortunately I forgot to update my address and the last time I ordered something from them was two residences ago.

I got a call from a very peppy customer service girl who said some guy had ended up with my clothes, so she exchanged our numbers so I could meet up with him and pick up my new threads. Right after I hang up with her, the guy calls.

Dude with my clothes: "Hey, this is Paul, I just got your number from the gap folks."

Me: "Yeah, hey. I hear you're holding my package."

Holy shit did I just say that? He promptly offered to leave it outside his house so I could come pick it up. I can't blame him though, I wouldn't want to meet me either after comment like that.

Edit: Tom made this for me