One of my coworkers (ok, it's the same one I usually complain about) doesn't speak the best English. I've put together this translation guide that I hand out to anyone who works with her.

whiskey = risky
weewee = really
free = three
websigh = website
wall-you = value
wee-weck = Viveck (the name)
ok = what?
yes = I have no idea what you're talking about