Two months since the last post! It's a new record! Well I'm heading on my honeymoon with the wife (I got married!), and my usual cat sitter ex-girlfriend was unavailable since she was going on a trip of her own. (how unthoughtful). So, I turned to the next available cat expert I could think of to watch over my two cats, 3-legged Newt and Flavor Flav.

Me:
Please let me know if you'd like to apply for this prestigious cat feeder opportunity. Pay is competitive, competitive that is if you were in middle school feeding your neighbor's cats.

Justin:
Sounds like this a job right up my alley! Do you need a list of references? If so, I can make up a fake one.

Me:
Please have Phoebe contact Newt or Flavor. Email or facebook message will be perfectly acceptable.

Justin:
From the Desk of Phoebe A.

To Whom It May Concern,

I highly recommend Justin's feeding and litter box cleaning skills. I do not feel hungry or unsanitary, and I feel he is at least partly responsible for my content in these areas. If you assign Justin the task of feeding other cats and changing their litter boxes, I feel confident he will do a good job. Please feel free to contact me during my non-napping hours if you have any further questions for me.

Meow,
Phoebe

Found this cool music site that I dig and thought I'd share it with y'all. It's how I feel music discovery should work. Plus the site is pretty. I shared it w/lazyJ first:

And to think Tom and I were the only ones not working these days...

If you sign up, you can say that "gjc12" referred you. I think that networks us or something? Maybe we'll get free twinkies.

Hey, looks like we don't post anymore! I have no excuse, but here's a quickie. I'm planning a honeymoon to Australia & New Zealand, and my mom wants us to "stop over" in Taiwan. I tried to explain it to her that even though both require 16 hour flights, that doesn't mean they're close to each other.

I then checked google maps for directions just to see if it'd give me the distance to each. FYI, if you want to drive from Austin, TX to Taiwan, step 27 is:

"Kayak across the Pacific Ocean 2,756 mi"

They just throw that in there, just like it was "Make a left on Main St." Plus, not only do you have to kayak across the whole damn Pacific, but you have to bring your car along.

In case you weren't already excited about it being a new week and back at work, for those of us who still have jobs. This will make you feel good about being an old talentless fuck. Oh wait, that's just me? Oh well. Enjoy either way.

Have a great day, now I have to go learn that song so I can teach my daughter how to play it. Good thing you play the drums sitting down, since she can't even crawl yet.

peace&love,
lazyJ

is not as cool as mine.

peace&love,
lazyJ

(Click for more photos.)

peace&love,
lazyJ

p.s. When the f#$k is the A.Kid gonna fix the Twitter feed? Am I right?

At JFK, and I have to say the Jetblue terminal here is awesome. Tons of restaurants, free wifi, open areas with tons of seats and electrical outlets...

Last trip of Jetblue's all-you-can-jet was to Portland, Maine. Spent a day in Portland and two in Kennebunkport. We saw a whole bunch of people taking pictures of some random house, and didn't realize until we saw it on a postcard later that it was owned by the Bush's. Exciting, I know.